Sunday, March 25, 2007

Dil ki aahaten

chand lafz apni zindagi ki kitaab se hame bhi padao
kya beeti kaisi beeti kuchh hame bhi sunao
kis panne pe kaun mila, panna palatate bichhad gaya
kahaan syahi ke daag lage hume bhi batao

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Indian debacle

As i am a bona fide Indian i have to comment on Indian cricket teams performance and have to give my expert comments on what should be done next. What is the best strategy, should Chappel be kicked out or Dravid be spanked?

I feel the team needs to rest, rejuvenate themselves. There is too much cricket. Players are not puppets. Give them a break. Every batsmen a good one, bowling is just okay, all of them have proved themselves so no need to revamp the team apart from certain policies like one should be kicked out (or allowed to cool your heels) with assurance that you will be taken back when you are ready. There has to be a stable opening batting line up. India plays 3-4 opener

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

0x49 0x6e 0x6e 0x6f 0x76 0x61 0x74 0x69 0x6f 0x6e 0x00

Bummed! Flustered! Sounds Greek!
Is it a puzzle? a code? a key to Aztec gold or secret of Da Vinci's sexual orientation or Michelangelo's link with Al-Qaeda?
The answer is Innovation. It is simple hexadecimal representation of ASCII code for innovation. (What an innovative thought eh ;-) )

Yes the innocent word innovation. Knowledge industry, flat world, globalization, information age blah blah to the nth power.

Every one is crying hoarse, look at us we are an innovative company. We lay a lot of emphasis on innovation. We want our employees to be innovative. We always innovate
Holy crap! No one cares as long as the monies are coming

Read some serious stuff here: and start innovating

(what an innovative blog)

Moore's Law

Number of transistors on an integrated circuit for minimum component cost doubles in every 18 months. (Reference)

Well I propose new Quark's Law of idiocy. Average 'level' of programmers dwindles by half every two year.

By level I mean the kind of work you do, the kind of work that get proud of(if you get a chance to do so).

Thursday, March 15, 2007


A programmers problem in C language:

How do you print a new line of information on a console?
Turn the problem into itself, recursive
How do you print the symbol \ followed by n on console?
Then how do you print the symbol \ followed by \ followed by n?

\ is a popular way to express the inexpressible because new line is a concept not an axiomatic symbol like: a,b,c
Just as one uses . to denote an end of line in English language. So whenever you have to comment about the dot you have to write d followed by o followed by t (as I did few characters back) or use '.'

Surely our computer and there arcane languages are no contender against our evolutionary advanced hair covered CPUs

Thursday, March 08, 2007

ब्लौग अब हिंदी में

गूगल भाई साहब को पता नही कहाँ से पता चल गया की हमें हिंदी में टाईप करना बहुत अच्छा लगता है

भाई बहुत मस्त चीज है यार

क़सम से मजा आ गया हिंदी मैं टाईप करते हुए एक अजीब सा एहसास हो रह है
मैंने पता नही कितनी बार कोशिश की होगी अलग अलग सॉफ्टवेयर use करके
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Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Friday, March 02, 2007

Kotable Kotes

Everyone should perform above average!
(Duh! mate what will happen to the average?)

Microsoft Access is not working today!
(hee hee hee hee no comments dude)

Is there a mathematics where no objects are equal to themselves!